I Am God Here

They will find you…

IAGH — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 13:21:34 +0000

This is a tough one, but I do believe rebellion is a good thing. When the hackers of the world waged an offensive against corporate control in response to the Wikileaks fiasco, I thought not such a bad thing. Freedom of speech is necessary and corporations that infringe should have some hardship. But know this – bite the hand that feeds, you will be disciplined. That is what a UConn student in Storrs, Connecticut found out. Of course the authorities went to the wrong house first, but that is to be expected. No one should be surprised that Big Brother can track you down anytime they want to. The real surprise is that the hacker was so easily caught. Viruses and spam hit my system all day everyday, but good luck calling that one in. “Your identity was stolen you say? Well here are some pay services you can hire to try and rebuild you life. Good luck, chump.” I am frustrated that they cannot stop the same clowns who send out viruses, hack personal information, or steal your identity, back can track down an anonymous guy in Storrs Connecticut within a month. Apparently there are different standards for people (your on your own, thanks for the tax dollars) and corporations (don’t worry, we’ll find them, and here are some subsidies).

This about sums it up for you.

IAGH — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 20:23:40 +0000

This is about all you need to know about the Verizon announcement regarding the iPhone. Now go get some Verizon stock – it is going to be a banner year.

If it’s secret, it’s legal.

IAGH — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:27:28 +0000

Tricky Dick Nixon coined that one according to a book I am reading called Legacy of Ashes by Tim Weiner. I recommend it for anyone who is a “love it or leave it” American. Such canine devotion gets good Americans killed and erodes our democracy. I believe in “love it, maintain it, fix it and guard it”. Democracy is not free, but it is not only paid for with soldier’s lives. It takes everyday people to pay attention, be involved, and vote the best people into office. I am always amazed how people base their opinions of politicians on how they look or how nice they are. I also believe in term limits for Senators. Strom Thurmand was a senator for 48 years – dictators rarely stay in power that long, why should our democratic Congress?

I rail against China for many reasons, but one of the biggest is their involvement in the genocide in Sudan and Rwanda. However, that seems hypocritical as Legacy confirms my suspicions and furthers my knowledge of America’s own government intervention in world affairs to the detriment of citizens – Playa Giron anyone? These guys are playing with our lives for their own power and wealth hidden behind patriotism. Unacceptable, but what can be done? Get involved, get informed, and get in their faces.

Ellsbury, we salute you.

IAGH — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:53:34 +0000

Sometimes you see something and you just clap your hands. This happened awhile ago, but since Ellsbury now holds the Red Sox single season record, I revisited it. Yankees suck.

Shopping for clothes

IAGH — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:26:08 +0000

Apparently Maiden China has a monopoly on goods sold in the good ol’ USA. Just disturbing. I needed new dress shirts for work, so I went to TJ Maxx. Forever frugal, I find good deals on quality clothing at places like TJ Maxx, Marshals and their ilk. Between these stores and tag sales/flea markets, there is no reason to pay full price for quality gear. The problem is finding something that is not stamped by the Maiden. It was a bittersweet experience as I would find something great, then check the tag and put it back. Admittedly this kept me from spending too much money on frivolous items, like a new backpack for school with plenty of pockets for equipment. I no longer attend school, but enjoy the usefulness of a good backpack… or three.

Once you adopt the NO MAIDEN CHINA rule, it easily cuts your spending by nearly 90 %. You like it, you check it, you put it back, sticking to your convictions like a man. Finally, I ended up with four nice shirts -

1. Van Heusen – Made in India, a democracy.

2. Calvin Klein – Bangladesh , a democracy.

3. Van Heusen – Honduras , a somewhat democracy.

4. Joseph Abboud – another Bangladesh, and a mighty fine shirt indeed. I may wear it to bed tonight.

5. Calvin Klein undershirts – Made in Egypt, a democracy… sort of.

I know these countries are not saintly in the least, but they also do not have the good ol’ USA by the kiwis either. Furthermore, calling their politics into question when our own democratic system has revealed its seedier side in the last decade seems hypocritical. At least they are not outright communists running kids over with tanks.

I also picked up two soccer balls on clearance for $3 each, made in India. You just can’t beat that. If you think soccer is a fairy sport, let’s see you run for 90 minutes, ***.

Overall, with patience and perseverance, you can get good stuff at reasonable prices without supporting Red China, and I mean that in a derogatory way, Maiden. Next step, get the stuff Made in the USA. Wolverines!

Save your money

IAGH — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:02:16 +0000

Money tight all the time? lack a budget? Can’t stop spending? Thinking about having a tag sale to raise some dough? Good luck selling anything you have “collected”. Yes, I did hold a tag sale, and I could barely give the stuff away. It is depressing to see stuff you spent hard earned money on being given away just so you don’t have to store it again. I tried selling some original coke cans – $1 for 28 of them. No takers. Idiots, they were worth $1.40 in deposits, that is a 40% return on your money. Still ended up recycling them. I spent a whole day trying to lose money on stuff I bought over the years that sat in storage and only made a hundred bucks. No one needs crap. I still have a bunch of comic book and Harley Davidson trading cards I was going to sell, but what for? It would cost me more in time and aggravation to try and ebay them. So I have been running stuff to the dump just get rid of it and move on, which bothers me because now I am clogging up the environment with my garbage that I actually paid for. Thinking on this really changes your spending habits, at least it should if you do think once in a while. As a result I have adopted the following method to use when deciding to spend money. It combats impulsive shopping, the worst money siphon there is, and ensures that if I have something, it is for the better good – mine.

1. I first check to see if what I want is made in China. If so, no go. Since when do we do business with Communists with a record of human rights violations? The Chinese are taking over the world and we are aiding them! Just try to buy something not made in China. This alone will cut your spending by at least 75%.

2. Next I ask will I really use it or will I end up throwing it away (and my money with it) because in the end I will be unable to even give it away? This is a tricky one because you wouldn’t be buying it if you did not really need it, right? Wrong! Look at all the useless stuff you are storing and decide if one more piece needs to be added to your life and the environment. Then imagine all of the cheap-donkey Walmart China products people in your neighborhood are buying and throwing away each day. Just check the sidewalks on trash day – see all of that manurola? That is just your neighborhood! Skip it if you really do not need it, and believe me, you don’t really need it.

3. Can I rent it or borrow it? This goes more for big purchases, like tools, equipment, but even laptops, cameras, etc. Are you going to consistently use the item, eventually wearing it out so you feel good about discarding it? Can you borrow it (and make sure you compensate the person as well. Be a good borrower, not a wanker)? Is this a one time project or can I really make the investment worthwhile?

4. Made it this far? Then wait a week or so, and if you still need it, wait another week before you buy it. Again, this does not count for emergencies, but we are talking about discretionary spending here. This will eliminate almost all remaining unnecessary spending.

5. Finally, when you do make the purchase, buy the best you can and pay cash – that way it takes a while to afford it and you really think about parting with your dough. This accomplishes many things – you are buying quality that will hold its value, last longer, and will probably be repairable instead of disposable, maximizing your investment. Furthermore, you will get more enjoyment out of it because it works the way it is supposed to instead of breaking after 3-4 uses. You will be hard pressed to say “what a piece of trash” if you bought something made with quality.

It is that easy, just try it. It takes some time to get use to checking for China, but you will see it becomes second nature. Well, that is fine and dandy, but that takes the joy out of shopping. I want to have stuff and feel good and laugh and shopping for pre-packed poo does that for me. Okay, dimwit, I see you are an American Idol connoisseur and are really of no use to civilized communities, as Louis CK says – a non-contributing zero. I hope you find the same joy in being broke, pissing your money away, cluttering up the world, and speaking Chinese. Loser.

I agree, this movie ending is terrible.

IAGH — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:23:47 +0000

So, like a good sheep I was checking out the LeBron dunk that Nike made such a fuss about. That was not impressive at all. That basketball camp looks like it should be for old men – Air Bud played harder than that in the late stages of cancer.

Anywho, while checking out the site with the video, I came across this clip, aptly titled Terrible Movie Ending. As one commenter so graciously put it, “WTF?” People got paid to act in this movie? Someone got money to MAKE this movie? Awful. Just awful.

Best movie lines.

IAGH — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:26:53 +0000

Here is a short list of good movie quotes. Feel free to suggest more.

1. The Stepfather – “You’ve been a very bad girl.”

2. Revenge of the Sith – “Power… unlimited… POWER!“

3. Leo to Shelly in Twin Peaks – “This is gonna hurt you.”

4. Return of the Living Dead – “Brains… More Brians!”

5. “He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way.” – The Untouchables.

The Chinese, or the Chinese government?

IAGH — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:01:49 +0000

I have decided it isn’t fair to hold all of the Chinese people responsible for their country’s actions. However, their government and its supporters can go straight to hell. It is the 20th anniversary of Tiananmen Square. If you don’t know about Tiananmen Square, educate yourself here.

There was a time in the USA when “commies” were reviled. “Better dead than red”, any of this ringing a bell out there? Now they are an accepted part of world domination. I don’t have a problem with communism, justbrutality and repression. Maybe the Chinese really don’t mind, but I like they do. But to what end? What can they do about it? I did not feel free or safe during the last regime in the USA. For awhile I was afraid to speak out as well, fearing I would get dixie-chicked or something. Then I decided to stop being a candy Equus and stood up for my beliefs. You just cannot be afraid to do so, because then they win. And I hate losing. We all know what is right – freedom, justice, live and let live, take care of each other. If that is not what is happening, then we have a problem. Yeah, I mean you China, and everywhere else, including the Homeland. I am on the move.

It is about time people started shooting back.

IAGH — Sat, 30 May 2009 20:28:54 +0000

Self-preservation or murder? I am going to follow this case. For now I am fully supporting Jerome Ersland. With the facts I have read, Ersland should be free to go. Here is a thought – the kid, Antwun Parker, should not have been there and he would be alive today. What if Ersland was shot and killed by these punks? Then it is just another old white guy getting shot by some kids. It is hard to take the NAACP seriously when they defend the actions of black youth in these situations. Fine young healthy boys cannot justify robbing someone, especially at gunpoint. Mrs. Cleta Jennings, your baby was a violent crook, who was apparently headed to death row anyway. You play, you pay.