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Heads & Tails 1/1/2009

January 1, 2009 · Leave a Comment

This post has been extended to every two weeks.

Some images of 2008. They are not great (although the pigs are funny), but some notables:

Tails – Eliot Spitzer. Honestly, when you are that powerful and you lose everything because you need to pay for it, you deserve severe retribution. I hope his wife castrates him in his sleep.

Heads for a tail – Bush dodging the shoe. Not a fan of the Bushman, but admirable reflexes. Double tails to the journalist – throwing your shoes at the President is just plain stupid and unnecessary, and too late to really make a statement (he’s out at this point). Hope the GIs punched that guy in the nuts a couple of times. Give a tail to the Secret Service too: one shoe maybe, but Abu got both off without you guys even in the room. Did you forget you’re in Iraq? Idiots.

Not sure which way to go on the guy dropping the kid to save him from the flames. Wonder if the kid will be afraid of heights…

Tails, and castration required – This guy is a flaming moron. I know he is suffering in his own mind, but YOUR KID IS DEAD YOU LAZY STUPID $%&@! DEAD! DO YOU GET THAT?!? What a complete son of a bitch.

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Heads and tails.

December 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I just came up with a new weekly posting – heads and tails. Obviously one is a good thing and the other is an ass – not as in the barnyard or “haulin” sense, but in the “God above, sterilize these idiots before they breed again.”

Heads –This video has some funny moments. I appreciate her attitude and she has a tolerable voice… for a pop star.  Pink

And on the other side of the coin — Some people need to be hit repeatedly with a spiked 2×4. Hey, Richard Minwax, it is not about you. This really only offends me from a child abuse standpoint. If you want to be a half-wit hate monger knock yourself out, but please spare the children. Is it any surprise that Walmart helped them out? Hey, what do you know, this coin has two tails – check out the photo montage of baby names and laws. Hand it to the French, they really do suck.  Adolph cake and French laws.

Ciao.

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